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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:44
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No way
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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